BUILT TO SCALE OUR PROFITS

uhh... we meant to scale your fun.

We created an innovative and disguised shopping simulator in order to please our angry investors and greedy CEO.

Innovative Store

In this online casino that contains more micro transactions than our total number of players you can truly live the fantasy of being good at something (in the event that you give us money, otherwise your guns will be shit). Immerse yourself in this shopping experience now by giving us your rent money.

Incredible Combat Pass

Don't miss out on season 23 by buying our FULL PREMIUM COMBAT PASS that contains stickers, ugly skins and more! but... mostly stickers. It also comes with perks: faster loading times, more stickers, less bots and 3 guaranteed wins per month. Wins can also be purchased separately or while in a match.

Short Gameplay

This generation has been complaining about games that are "too" long because they have the attention span of a carrot. So we listened and made the gameplay the shortest part of the game. This way, players can focus on buying our innovative microtransactions.

Don't wait, give us your money now please. otherwise we're firing half the devs and blaming this on you.